Today I asked the author Ainslie Paton some writerly questions. Ainslie’s book Grease Monkey Jive was one of the five launch stories for Escape Publishing. It’s been recommended as a great holiday read on the USA Today website and is receiving wonderful reviews on Amazon. I give you….the interview….and yes, I know, the questions are a little vanilla, but WHATEVER.
1. Hi Ainslie, can you tell us a bit about yourself?
Ok, ok, that was just mean, but you told me this would be fun. Try this. At the moment I have hip dysphasia and a bad case of neuralgia. Oh, wait. That’s not a serious question. You don’t really want an answer. It’s the interview equivalent of ‘G’day owyagoin’’.
I’ll try again.
Nah. You know what, I can’t do it.
See the thing is I’m really boring. I’m the most boringist person. I have witnesses. Except on the page where…
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